Hold your horses. Before you roll your eyes, ask me my Lululemon size (10), and question my sanity, hear me out. As a member of Team Infirmary I promise I won't steer you wrong.
1. Not Everyone Is In Head To Toe Lululemon
First of all, there is nothing wrong with wearing head to toe Lululemon. They have breathable fabrics and they last forever.
But I show up in tie dye cat shirts, rolled up pants, and get compliments on them.
2. It Isn't As Expensive As You'd Think
Yes, it is pricey if you compare it to a chain gym. But half of you reading this pay an arm and a leg for functional fitness gym memberships. Most studios have unlimited packages (which can be expensive dependent on your budget) BUT they also offer 5 or 10 package classes as well so you can spread them out as needed. Plus you find money for what you really want (within reason).
3. It's Not All Stick Thin Humans
Body shaming in any form is ridiculous. Big or small: people are people. Genetics are genetics. Sit down.
I'll be honest. I felt self conscious the first time I went. I was bigger than the regular clientele but no one batted an eye. Plus, I can do the push ups on my toes. I am the 1%.
4. Fancy Sticky Socks Aren't Required
I wear mismatched socks half the time. Or big obnoxious white socks. Do I slip on occasion? A little but it's only on the :90 planks and I welcome the rest so I'm not complaining or buying more socks.
5. The Music Doesn't Suck
I've totally danced around when the beat drops on occasion. The beats can be boss. But that's coming from a 28 year old nerd who likes Moby Dick Concept Albums.
6. Those Tiny Movements Suck Out Your Soul And Replace It With Structural Balance
You may scoff at the ballet/Pilates fused class thinking it's easy and people don't work in it.
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The class will burn out whatever muscle you are working and it's typically all unilateral movements. My quads and glutes burn like fire. Your abs, which you think you work now, are going to get an intense workout too. Your lifts are going to thank you for them all.
7. Women Aren't The Only Ones There
It isn't 1804. Men and women are both taking classes just like men and women both lift weights.
If you are a woman who constantly posts about how women lift weights too and it won't make them bulky then don't let me see you talking s**t about men in Pure Barre. Guess what? Men need structural balance too.
8. It Isn't Just Cardio or Strength Training
It's a little bit of both. They also offer Platform: a cardio based, higher intensity strength training class. I sweat in both but my lungs and muscles scream in Platform. Pick your poison and enjoy both.
9. Instructors Aren't Stuck Up And Rude
I know as a group instructor, you have to be "on" and nice all the time. But I can smell a disingenuous human from a mile away. So far, I've been greeted by each instructor at the door, they repeat my name during class, and again when I leave.
Yes, I know that's Rule 101 for instructors/sales but not everyone actually does that. Or means it. So far, so good.
10. I Go There
Seriously. Y'all know I don't roll around in dough, Lululemon, or walk around with my nose up in the air. I pick up coins off the ground, wear Old Navy pants, and walk around taking pictures of my catdog.
The class is fun & different for a strength nerd. Plus it doesn't hurt my injuries.
Let your unique flag fly and check out a class.